Riddles & Jokes

These are self-originated, me-myself-I riddles. They may be lame, but hey....their mine!

What do Mesopotamian schoolchildren write about when they return to school in the Fall?

"How I spent my Sumer vacation"!

After he took a swim, why did the Pharaoh refuse to admit that he ever got wet?

He was "in de Nile"!

When Venetians visit one another after the death of a loved one, what's it called?

A "gondolence call!"